GIVE IT BACK

3-18-2025

GIVE IT BACK

You must have heard President Trump say this about the Panama Canal, “We’re going to take it back!”

I heard somewhere that U.S. troops might be going back to Panama, not for an invasion like last time or to pack up and bring back the canal? No but to return as guardians of the canal and the zone around it.

Now French politician Raphael Glucksmann suggests that because Trump’s America no longer expresses the values of the statue, given by France and the US should give it back!

I think that is only fair because after all it’s a couple of hundred years old anyway and it could very easily be dismounted from the pedestal it’s mounted on, placed into one of SpaceX’s very huge rockets and like an ICBM hit the French mainland in possible 5 – 10 minutes (my rough estimate).

What to do about Ellis Island?

Glad you asked, someone could commission a huge golden TRUMP statue with real working elevators to the top section with a snazzy upper class restaurant and to top off this project, Ellis Island could be renamed Trump Island.

That would wrap up another controversy that has been brewing since 2017 – putting Trump on Mount Rushmore. Problem solved.

To seal the deal, President Donald Trump would come out AGAINST the Ellis Island deal and congressional democrats would be compelled to vote FOR IT! – RTM

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